Knocked Out by My Nunga-Nungas by Louise Rennison

Author:Louise Rennison [Rennison, Louise]
Language: eng
Format: epub, azw3
Publisher: HarperCollins Publishers
Published: 2001-08-24T04:00:00+00:00

6:30 p.m.

Vati has actually taken Angus to the vet. I cannot believe it. I am not speaking to him.

He said, “The vet said he would be fit as a flea on Monday and we can pick him up then.”

Libby and me might go on dirty protest, like they do in prison. Not bother going to the loo, as a protest, just poo on the floor. Mind you, Libby is almost permanently on dirty protest, so they might not notice.

8:00 p.m.

Mutti and the bloke that she sadly lives with have gone to the street bonfire. Mr and Mrs Next Door and Mr and Mrs Across the Road and the saddos from number twenty-four are all going to be there and then they are off to a party at number twenty-six. Can you imagine the fun that will be? Vati was wearing a leather cowboy hat. How tragic is that? Very very tragic. Mutti asked me if I was coming. I just looked at Dad’s hat. Anyway as I am not speaking to any of them I can’t reply. Dad leaped over the garden wall instead of going through the gate. Sadly he didn’t do himself a severe injury and so he lives to embarrass me to death another day.

Angus normally loves Bonfire Night. I wonder where he is now? Does he know his bottom sniffing days are over?

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